helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

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blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

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futurewhore:

In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful

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"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
image

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You look fantastic. What are you wearing?

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khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

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  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

weavemunchers:

How much do u hate ur kids

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  • boy: what cup size are u
  • me: world

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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territorialcreep:

the-laughing-cactus:

the-laughing-cactus:

guys im pretty sure the green powerpuff girl is a lesbian

image

yeah that’s the one

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chainsawpunk:

american horror story: asylum

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straightallies:

grumpyspacetoad:

hashtagthatsreal:

weteevee:

is this how christian couples takes baths together

I don’t understand why it needs the gender colored lighting….

straight people need reassurance at every step in their lives

no homo couple’s bathtub

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